lost painting

this is entirely my opinion please don't @ me i'll cry

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse	just a boring stock vampire man. i vant to suck your blood! blah blah! yawwwn
3/10

Captain N	no.
0/10

Symphony of the Night	hhhhuuuu made me question my entire gender identity. your hair. your cape physics. your beauty... your style...!!!!!!! just literally perfect. i love you so much.
1000000/10

SotN alternate concept art	...th-the thigh high boots are a choice (sweats) i feel a little hot and bothered by this and i don't know how to feel about this
8/10

Castlevania Legends	why is your outfit so baggy... why are you... blue?? WHY DID YOU FUCK A BELMONT ARE ALL THE BELMONTS IN THIS TIMELINE DESCENDED FROM ALUCARD THAT'S WEIRD (SHE WAS ONLY 17 TOO. THAT'S GROSS AND WEIRD)
NO/10

Aria of Sorrow	mysterious... Totally Not Alucard (it's alucard) can be kind of a cryptic asshole in this game, but i can kind of understand why still pretty though.
8/10

Dawn of Sorrow	one of the more tolerable DoS designs, imo. it's fine honestly the Julius mode portrait is so cute though?? konami, if you're listening - and i know you're not - i'd like a full version of that portrait.
7/10

Castlevania Judgment	well... okay. fine. i don't completely hate it. i've got Opinions™ about Judgment, and a lot of the designs are really weird, but this one's one of the better ones i think. just doesn't make my heart flutter, though. you know?
5/10

Pachislot Akumajou Dracula	i mean... it's better than what they did to Sypha in this "game", i guess... something about this design feels so lifeless though? i don't know how else to put it.
5/10

Scribblenauts (Japan only)	heeheehee!!!! oh my god, so small!! pocket-sized alucard!!!!!!
10/10

Lords of Shadow	i tried reading about this continuity's plot, and it made my head hurt. crusty. Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and
1/10

Castlevania (Netflix)

i know a lot of people like netflix!alucard, and that's valid, but... i honestly wasn't the biggest fan of the series
the rudeboy energy felt kind of out of place to me, but i did really like other things they did with Alucard.
like all the stuff with Dracula and Alucard? suuuper interesting. loved the final confrontation between those two in S2.
i didn't watch S3, but it sounded like a travesty. i'm choosing to pretend it doesn't exist. except that one shot of Alucard smiling cause that was cute.
tits: out

7/10

Super Smash Bros Ultimate	pwetty... got something right that other adaptations failed at: PRETTY EYES. every time i get to see Alucard in smash i gasp happily. shoutout to my wife making sure i see every time they show up as an assist trophy whenever she plays :)
9/10

Super Bomberman R	more a bomber cosplaying Alucard, i think, but... SO CUUUUUTE omg and the little umbrella instead of a sword!! adorable!! give Alucard a parasol!!!!
9/10

Grimoire of Souls	so fashionable...! i really like the scarf. also the thinking face from this game is really cute. bye. rest in peace, Grimoire of Souls. canceled so abruptly...
8/10

Moonlight Rhapsody...??	hmm...? cryptid game. but it gave me another pretty Alucard to look at, so whatever, i'll take it. fits the criteria of "has nice hair" and "has pretty eyes".
7/10